On Social Media

The fact that I'm blocked from MeWe at work (qv, although it's not very interesting) made me think there needs to be another Social Network - just one more - and I will call it: FoMo - The Social Network for people who can't miss anything! There are a few main features to FoMo - - Live video group chat, with the number of participants limited only to how small their thumbnail can be on your screen. That way everybody can participate, and nobody will miss anything! - All kinds of notifications! You'll get notified on your desktop browser! You'll get notified via push on your cell phone! You'll get notified by one of minions calling your home phone! You'll get email! SMS! WhatsApp! IRC! We'll call one of your coworkers and tell him to go notify you! That way you'll never miss anything! - You can post about anything, as long as it doesn't matter if somebody misses something - so nothing too important. - Everyone can join! Even bots hav...

So here's a deal breaker for ya: I can't get to MeWe from work, because it's blocked as a "personals and dating site" by our ever-watchful content filter. So much for that one. I may check in there after business hours, but that's very limiting in my day. Probably a good thing anyway; too distracting.